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Ich: "Schöner Hund."
Polizist: "Danke. Das ist ein Drogenspürhund."
Ich: "Scheinbar kein besonders guter."
Polizist: "Was ?"
Ich: "Was ?"

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I've come to the realization that we need federated Git hosting now.

Is there any Git hosting platform that supports federation of things like pull requests and issues?

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I put the „meow“ in „homeowner“ and I cannot unsee it 🙈

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Will you be able to solve the enigma of this century and find a password that matches all criteria? Find out now!
A game by @bleeptrack and @blinry made at Boston Stupid Shit Hackathon.


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If you are concerned with #zoom''s acquisition of #keybase, knowing zooms bad track of dealing with privacy, you have good reasons to do.

If you choose to delete your keybase, account and you’ve got some #stellar coins left inside that you prefer to gift away instead of deleting or knowing it will be for zooms profit, know that we do have a stellar address you can donate to.


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This is AWESOME!!
Here's how to join @wiktor's decentralized keybase replacement effort, using myself as an example.

Thank you so much, Wiktor! That’s all I ever wanted Keybase to do for me. And now there’s a way to do this, but decentralized. This is awesome.

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OpenPGP Proofs
«This document describes a method of adding social proofs to OpenPGP keys in a way that can be independently verified by clients. This is similar to Keybase but decentralized.»

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OH: „Maria Kart? Ist das die christliche Version?“ „Die gibts nur an Mariä Himmelkart!“

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@jokke Exactly. The only things you should trust are the ones that you don’t have to trust because the people who built them decentred themselves and designed them so you don’t need to trust them to begin with.

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MNT Reform (open hardware laptop) campaign is live:

And here's the Launch Announcement:

Thanks to everyone who helped and supported us to make this happen.

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It looks like some kind of healing magic XD . Is a technique used to burn "poplar fluff".

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I don't get "fully GDPR compilant" as a sale/marketing point. It's like your restaurant saying "no spoiled food served" or your car stating "does not explode while driving" - That's the default - everything else is illegal.
Not being GDPR compliant is literally breaking EU-law.

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Women on Web, a non-profit organization providing support to women and pregnant people has been blocked by various ISPs all over Spain

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Hello Mastodon!

We're the devs working on

Our presence on mastodon isn't quite ready for prime time yet, but the dev team already found a home.

Follow us for under-the-hood quirks, hopefully useful tips about python/django and packaging, as well as occasional friendly rants about qmail or other software. If you're lucky you might also get to see a sneak peek or three.

boots welcome :)

#introductions #introduction

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Zoom acquired Keybase today.

Keybase helped me to identify a trend in the software industry: using a pretty UI to cover up the disruption of an open ecosystem with a closed, centralized replacement. Keybase seemed cool on the face of it - making encryption easier is a laudible goal, and PGP certainly could use the improvement. But, thanks to Keybase, now I ask different questions upfront.

Beware the Keybase formula:

1. Integrates with an existing, open ecosystem
2. May have open-source clients, but server is closed source and does not federate
3. Pretty UI and good marketing
4. VC funded

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Being forced by the state to install #surveillance software on your device. This is dystopian. #privacy #india #ContactTracing

"The police will conduct checks at borders, market areas and any other areas where they are out on patrol duty."

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What's the one thing every web user can do to fight #SurveillanceCapitalism ?

Replace the Google Chrome browser

I've started a new website to send a message to Google that we prefer the internet without them


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Leute, ein ganz wunderbarer Mensch wird gerade massiv von Rechtsextremisten bedroht, muss Schutzmaßnahmen ergreifen & braucht Hilfe. Schmeißt bitte was in den Hut. Kann ich auf Euch zählen?

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Ahahahahahahaha, das war ja auch noch: Snaps suchen täglich nach Updates (die Upstream-Entwickler selbstständig in den Store pushen) und installieren sie. AUTOMATISCH. UNGEFRAGT. Und vor allem nicht abschaltbar 😂 man kann den Installationszeitraum ändern, aber ansonsten werden die Dinger einfach von selbst installiert und sind dann halt kaputt. Unfassbar.

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Happy banthas grazing on tatooine.